Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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