is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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