just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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