birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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