I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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