Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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