dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!