Having a random hookup so left but love u
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.