I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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