I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Too much gin, very little bucket
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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