i think i have two assholes
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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