idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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