have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
