i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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