Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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