is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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