I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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