so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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