She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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