Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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