i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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