not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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