youre lurking in front of me
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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