margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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