how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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