They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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