I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It was confusing and full of hummus
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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