I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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