Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you will always have a special place in my vag
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Shame is for Republicans.
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