Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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