You're completely useless in the revolution.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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