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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover

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• (626): View more from California

  Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?

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  Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.

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  Don't break up.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.

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• (607): View more from New York

  How high are you?

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.

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• (607): View more from New York

  She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.

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  Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.

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