what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?