Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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