fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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