shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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