I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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