my phone needs a breathalizer
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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