if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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