Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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