He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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