Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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