"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Still dying that you shit outside
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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