new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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