Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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