Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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