I only kidnapped one of them. chill
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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