I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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