It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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