You smell like stripper and shame
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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