i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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