I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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