the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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