I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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