Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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