I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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