even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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