porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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